With new car sales dropping faster than a horny minister's dhoti, newly sworn in ministers in Karnataka went on a 5 crore shopping spree in a single-handed attempt to revive their mahaan country's auto industry.
"Obama couldn't save Detroit but we will positively save (Toyota) Bharat", they proclaimed and spontaneously erupted in a session of self congratulatory cheers and applause before speeding off in their flashy SUVs.
Meanwhile, Bengaluru-eans wondered out loud if the lal batti (flashing red beacon) and oversized SUVs are compensating for the lack of manhood in their beloved leaders!
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July 23, 2013 13:00 IST
BANGALORE: The taxpayer has just paid Rs. 5 crore for 30 luxury SUVs for Karnataka ministers; each costs about Rs. 14 lakh, except for Chief Minister Siddaramaiah's Toyota Fortuner, which has been bought for Rs. 22 lakh.
Garaged meanwhile at a government guest house in Bangalore, are cars in perfectly good condition, bought for the BJP ministers of the previous Jagadish Shettar regime.
Those cars are clearly not good enough for the Congress ministers who won power in May this year. NDTV counted among them eight Toyota Innovas, nine Toyota Corolla Altis, a Renault Fluence and a Chevloret Forester. The lal battis or red beacons of power and VIP number plates have been stripped off and dumped on the car seats.
Link to story.30th April 2012 02:43 AM IST
BANGALORE: In a shocking display of apathy and inhumanity — and a lack of sense of duty — Tumkur Rural BJP MLA B Suresh Gowda did not bother to check on the 69-year-old man, who was knocked down by his SUV on Sunday morning.
Instead of rushing the victim to hospital, Gowda fled the spot in another vehicle, and the victim succumbed to injuries while being shifted to a hospital by his relatives.
The MLA’s car knocked down Thimma Hanumaiah of Mahaganapathi Nagar in Rajajinagar Industrial Town, while he was crossing the road near SLR Convention Hall on NH-4 in Nelamangala. A retired HMT factory employee and former president of the Karnataka Volleyball Association, Hanumaiah was going for a wedding at the convention hall when the accident happened.
Speaking to Express, Hanumaiah’s cousin Balaramaiah said the former was crossing the road at around 11.30 am when Gowda’s speeding Toyota Innova, moving towards Tumkur, hit him.
Gowda and his friend reportedly got down from the vehicle. Without even checking on the victim, Gowda called somebody over the phone and asked for a car. A car reached the spot soon and the duo left in it.
April 1, 2008 12:00 IST
A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large SUVs and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive small vehicles. The study, conducted on 350 males nationwide, lasted for three months. For the purpose of the study, the national average genitalia scaled in at 5 1/2 inches.
Those men who measured less than the 5 1/2 inch mark and often had trouble attracting women were five times as likely to drive a SUV such as Toyota Fortuner or an oversized car while those men measuring 5 1/2 inches or above tended to prefer small vehicles such as Hyundai Santro or Maruti Alto.
Scientists involved in the study believe that smaller sized men see their large automobiles as an extension of their penis rather than as compensation for a small penis. In the control group questionaire, some smaller sized men even commented that they felt more manly inside their SUV than they did in bed.
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